Just happened to turn on this comic relief at 12.57am to see Fren Brittian tell me that the people of Britain have raised £40 million pounds! A new comic relief record! In a time of mass unemployment and rescission no less! Fren Brittian told me so it must be true, the same Fren Brittian who told all fat people in Britain that like her could lose lots of weight through dieting and exercise all while advertising 'slim fast' or some such shit! Yet turns out auld Fern acutely had a gastric band put in her tummy reducing it to the size of a pea! So Fern would never tell me a lie would she! Then after that I watched a load of trannies! (aye trannies I shit you not) dance around flashing me their arse while dancing to clown circus music! Excuse me while I go and be sick........
Thanks for waiting if you did :+) Now this is in the name of charity! Well I'm going to make an appeal right here, right now. I'm looking for people to donate money to me so I can leave Great Britain as it has clearly lost the plot and wish to set up a life in a new, more sane society. So could you please send cash or cheques to Rossco at Ards Forums asap please. Even if I don't raise the amount I'm looking for I'll tell you I have anyhow cause hey if ya can't beat em then join em!
And like the wee bit of writing said at the bottom of my telly while the dancing freak trannies said....and I power phrase here 'The people your send money to might not be able to thank you in person but rest assured it will make them smile'
I THANK YOU.
P.P.S. I didn't know whether to put this into 'a bit of craic' or here but after it has hardened my soul I feel this is the right place.
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Re: COMIC RELIEF
Rossco wrote:Just happened to turn on this comic relief at 12.57am to see Fren Brittian tell me that the people of Britain have raised £40 million pounds! A new comic relief record! In a time of mass unemployment and rescission no less! Fren Brittian told me so it must be true, the same Fren Brittian who told all fat people in Britain that like her could lose lots of weight through dieting and exercise all while advertising 'slim fast' or some such shit! Yet turns out auld Fern acutely had a gastric band put in her tummy reducing it to the size of a pea! So Fern would never tell me a lie would she! Then after that I watched a load of trannies! (aye trannies I shit you not) dance around flashing me their arse while dancing to clown circus music! Excuse me while I go and be sick........
Thanks for waiting if you did :+) Now this is in the name of charity! Well I'm going to make an appeal right here, right now. I'm looking for people to donate money to me so I can leave Great Britain as it has clearly lost the plot and wish to set up a life in a new, more sane society. So could you please send cash or cheques to Rossco at Ards Forums asap please. Even if I don't raise the amount I'm looking for I'll tell you I have anyhow cause hey if ya can't beat em then join em!
And like the wee bit of writing said at the bottom of my telly while the dancing freak trannies said....and I power phrase here 'The people your send money to might not be able to thank you in person but rest assured it will make them smile'
I THANK YOU.
P.P.S. I didn't know whether to put this into 'a bit of craic' or here but after it has hardened my soul I feel this is the right place.
good writing i enjoyed that
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Draw from your past....... but don't let your past draw from you
Yama, The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was..... is lost. For none now live who remember it.
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